Drama!

We had a woman and a man having a barney just down the close. By the time I got out, the woman was alone and very upset - something about three years and children or three children, and was saying 'I'm not like this' when I asked what was up. She went off and raised Cain nearby, then the smashing noises started. I got the impression from other people that she was smashing up said bloke's house.

Reason for calling the police: I want a quiet night's kip.

Edited to add: there's a gang in the area (of Bolton or Horwich, I can't tell) targeting cars and setting them alight. The car from two doors down was fired last night. I was away, stopping with S&C for a game night, so I missed it all. The fire brigade put the car out before it exploded: just as well, as it was close to the house.