I think we know where this is going...

So, clearing out the loft today, I sorted through my DVDs and chucked out the old games I have on Steam or won't ever play, and old DVDs that turned out to be a bit crap. There are also a few I've forgotten about and am looking forward to watching. Anyway, just as we've finished and I am putting things back, I find a DVD on the floor. Still wrapped. I thought we'd cleared the floor, but oh well. I pick it up. It's a creepy looking game, called something like Dexter's Spooky Adventures (nothing to do with the American television series), and has lots of cartoons and details on the back of spooky fun with tentacles and the like. I absolutely do not remember buying this game. It doesn't even look like a game I would try.

So here's a spooky looking game I've never heard of, and don't remember buying, turning up in my loft on Hallowe'en, just after sunset.

I put it straight in the skip. Unopened.